Your coffee is bad and you should feel bad.

Every woman knows that the key to keeping Hubby happy is a good cup of Joe.

(No, no, no… not a dude named Joe. That could get complicated.)

Back in the 1960s, Folgers ran a series of commercials showing Hubby insult and berate Wifey over her bad coffee. He even threatened to get better coffee from the secretary — read into that what you will.

Quick! Someone call Juan Valdez… or a divorce attorney.

“Now that we’ve fixed your coffee, dear… get back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!”